Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of
the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their
habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle
of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one
of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the
door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can
come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice
gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
